How can I activate the sex?
said, just don't go full sperg and you will succeed breeding and bringing more Inês into this world
I've seen her posted here before, most of us don't even know who she is, guess she is more famous outside poortugal.
she is a being of light and we must ensure the existence of her kind
smart, writer, make math interesting to watch, 10/10, conservative, we need portuguese woman for good
I'll try my best mr burger.
the poortuguese going extinct is a good thing literally a race of mutts.
Not ironically, I hope they fill this rectangle faster with subsaharan.
She looks 22, 23.>>2283>conservative
While there are certainly much worse examples of meme e-girls, I can't say that I care in the slightest that she's going away. I just wonder what the next Brazilian fad will be.
>This is a SFW English language board.
You underestimate what incels can do, even though this isn't Japan or USA tier.
She's cute for a moor, but also kind of annoying. The whole youtuber acting is very disappointing. Also, she needs to eat a burger.>that accent
I can see now why so many Brazilians like her: neither can speak Portuguese.
Portuguese are ugly as fuck. Having sex would open the gates to hell
Ok I will do it
hello based pasta man
based and Irenepilled
What the hell is going on with your government mate, I need a quick rundown
Fuck off English wannabe porky boy. Go suck Spains dick or smth
>>3235> implying anyone wants to be a smelly Angl*
Go away Mohammed, we're not gonna go there no matter how tsundere you act
Actually, seeing her videos she looks a little naughty, but probably would be a good wife.
portugal means CALoric PORT.
It's nice and warm, mostly.
but Irene has such a nice tummy
Looks like a typical mestiza you'd find around here, there's no shortage of those.
I did not expect my bait thread to last this longer, some people really like portuguese women, eh?
Sorte: Obtivemos a sua localização, as autoridades foram informadas e estão a caminho
This is a bait thread? It sounded like real concern. I whish I had an Inês in my life.Sorte: Vais ter 100 nos dados
Yeah, I was just watching some of her videos at the time, that accent is what attracted me the most
And then started spamming worship threads about her and other portuguese women, but most of you tugas didn't even know she exists. I first saw her on 55chan (RIP) in 2018
You did well. I didn't know her before seeing these threads either. Now I feel like I've found meaning in my life, I have something to strive for, there's something for me to achieve. After betraying 2D 2 years ago I fell in absolute darkness. When we turn our backs to a 2D waifu, the waifu turns her back to us too, just like God does. But 3D is still there for us. Sure, it is not the same thing, but it is something. I now know there's an Inês somewhere, out there, waiting for me. One day I will meet my own Inês and I'll put her inside a potato bag. As a matter of fact, I should leave this place now and go out in the real world to search for her.Sorte: O teu clube não vai ganhar o campeonato
That's absolutelly beautiful.
Where? link me my med brother
I've now started watching all of her videos. Her mannerism gets less annoying and she becomes cuter in every video. She is perfect and pure in a flawed world of depravity. Where can I find an Inês in real life?
North Portugal I suppose.
I think i fell in love with her instagram
I actually and truly did so. I never imagined that girls like Inês were even possible.>>3744
But where in the north? At the churches? At the pubs? At where? I'm afraid this kind of women is not too keen on leaving her home, which is both a quality and a curse for those seeking one. The chances to meet one specific Inês are almost zero after she finishes school, and even then we must know how to recognize her.
>>3746>But where in the north?
It's the kind of girl you only have the chance to meet while she's young and at school. Otherwise she grows up and doesn't go to clubs or that kind of shit.
t. am from the north
>be fooled by the good girl LARP
She definitely gives airs of sexual deviancy.
Yall should be ashamed
Does that mean that a woman like her can end up alone and untouched for life? What a waste.>>3748
She does not! She makes a lewd joke once in a while like every pure and nervous good girl does because she thinks that's how normal girls talk.
>>3750>Does that mean that a woman like her can end up alone and untouched for life?
Nah, we both know that she may be getting pounded by chad right now, sooner or later.
sooner rather than later
where did you get that pic?
I've just watched her first episode on RTP. What have they done to her, so much makeup, she doesn't look happy and naturally joyful and the room is dark depressive and filled with random junk for the sake of being random. The only thing left is her terrible sence of humour. She's another case of someone who loved their hobby and then began seeing it as a burden when they started getting payed to do it. She should have stayed in her bedroom being herself in front of a shitty camera. I hope she hasn't gone through those things they do to little kids in Hollywood.
Sorte: Vais adquirir um Audi de 2012
Damn, looks like she have is 30 years old.
would still impregnate uwu
Don't think like that, anon! You can always improve yourself in many ways... And you can find love in friends, animals, charity, religion...
You are still young, you can graduate, make money and marry someone younger, never give up
I think I'm way too old to taste such happiness.>>3982>love in friends
I only have two guys that I could call friends, and both are moving forward in liff: one is almost married and the other one will be a motherfucking mechatronics engineer in 2 years.
>love in animals
I can't have pets because I don't make money enough to it. My house is also too small for this.
>love in charity
I tried it once and just felt bad. I don't want do it again.
>love in religion
Do you think a 33 yo suicidal man is able to believe in "God"? I was raised in some retarded super strict protestant denomination and go to that shit only made me a full blow atheist.
I just feel this unfathomable hopelessness crushing me day be day. I just want sleep forever.
>>3984>I was raised in some retarded super strict protestant denomination
Literally me, even though I left that and didn't turn into atheism, it's easy too see why some people do. Assembléia de Deus,
need to be ended fuck that, I'd rather be raised a macumbeiro or whatever except a catholic because it may be the same.>>3983
Um barbante do /br/ para testar a nova funcionalidade de gravação de áudio, acho que já morreu tem um tempo.
We say Allah around these parts.
I know you are kidding, but I'm autistic, so I take it really seriously.
Portugal still (I hope) a nice Catholic nation. I tried be a learn about the Catholicism feel months ago, just started study the Cathechism, but I'm way too hateful and violent toward women, muslims, jews and niggers to accept Christ and his peaceful(cuckful) way of life.
I crave violence toward the people I hate.
>>3991>I'm way too hateful and violent toward women, muslims, jews and niggers
You would make a good moslem. Come to Al Andalus and join us, brother.
Where is my Inês? Where is she? What is she doing? Come back Inês
lmao, are all women on onlyfans, these days?
Is this for real? kek
All women are the same
Why would you lie on the internet?>>4159>>4158
You dumb nigglets, that's from one of her youtube videos. I may not know what she is doing right now, but I do know she's still pure and innocent.
OK Inês post flat chest or BGTFO
You expect me to believe that you would talk to her with that dirty mouth of yours? You better show some respect for the ladies, kid.
Yes, that is from one of her videos on onlyfans™
I can clearly understand her, unlike the rest of the portuguese people. Why is that? Is she mimicking brazilian accent for greater audience?Sorte: Evita pisar junções da calçada
>>4187>Is she mimicking brazilian accent
No, she just can't speak portuguese either.
She looks like she fucks black guys
The quintessential white man
And he is based
She's not a Dutch woman, sorry
Something went wrong with her on TV?
Thought she was announcing the only fans account, damn
Finally my life has new meaningterrible t-shirt tho tbh fam
>>2280>>don't be an autistic
>>4335>I was feeling pressure to behave in certain ways
Fucking dumb brazilian monkeys were forcing her to act like a brazilian woman and took her away from me for a whole year how dare you you perverts corrupting one of the very last few pure women left in these whorehouse of a planet
>>4354>Fucking dumb brazilian monkeys were forcing her to act like a brazilian woman
WE gave her fame, your dumb bacalhau cunt
also she would be better here in Brazil, 1st world can't buy you happiness after all coz she is surrounded by the shittiest people on earth
wish that were me tbh
Imagine if she were actually hot.>>4362>apesplaining
why has she been making the videos on a double bed? Why would she need a double bed? Guys?
i've thought about that possibility but then I noticed she has no rings on any finger.
She doesn't need a ring when she is having a different one each night.
and she needs Jesus