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    Check out the comfy board if you'd like. We now have a /tech/!
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    Study Portuguese

    After the Quarantine, I going to work to Portugal. I want to improve the knowledge on Portuguese. Do you have any book or video to improve my European Portuguese?
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    Brazilians disgust me
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    hi is this place cool or just another kc tier shithole?
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    Have sex dumb poortugueses

    >qts like this will literally go extinct if poortugueses don't have sex
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    Go to Brazil and do this. They’re yours.
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    Madudes, i wanna get out of Brazil.
    I wanna live in the jungle like a true monkey, but im afraid of living beings.
    These days ive saw a documentary of the Canary Islands, and i liked the vulcan aestethic, there is another places that you recommend me?
    I dont like cold.

    Sorte: ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
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    The real stuff and being about thing of entire mental culture of literary destroyed any hope of Brazil being a good country. We can remeber another exemples like, Brazil is really, SOME ofg brazillian people is really, really sick people, the can't I able to talk name, Lula, and Getulios Vargas. I'm sorry, I just London native and Totenham supporter living abourt 20 years in Brazil. and mengau

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastianism showd looking
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    The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

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    Argentina > Brazil
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    I saw a community that is practically a consensus among women that Tobey Maguire is a ugly man.

    He would be like that if he were a woman. Does that look ugly to you?
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    I'm southern.
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    >You will never look like this beautiful specimen
    How does that make you feel non Lusitan subhumans?
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    Wow...Mongolia is really a strong place
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    Hola, necesito traducción

    ¿Alguien puede decirme que dice Joao antes de tocar?


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    I shit, therefore I am
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    Who is the most intelligent portuguese people alive? Who was the most intelligent portuguese of all time?
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    Lole hi.
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    60%+ vodka

    Any idea where to get at least 60% vodka (or other edible alcohol) from Portugal? None of my local friends know, in fact when I ask they look at me like I'm a Nordic alcoholic or someth... oh damn, I am :D

    So far I have't found any other sources than buying from Spain or distilling it myself (which I've done lots but right now I feel too lazy).
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    Krautchan /int/ Minecraft

    Let's play some Minecraft on our /int/ server:
    hub.dev-urandom.eu:25565 (version: 1.15.2)

    Wiki with more information: http://dev-urandom.eu/
    Overview map: map.dev-urandom.eu
    IRC: irc.dev-urandom.eu - channels: #chat (ingame chat), #int
    Pirate-friendly client: https://tlauncher.org/en/

    Basic commands:
    /spawn - Teleports you to the spawn.
    /home - Teleports you to your home (set with /sethome or by sleeping in a bed like a fag).
    /lb tb - Provides a melonblock that can show block changes.

    Don't grief and don't be an asshole (obviously). Basically, you can build anywhere, although there are some limitations. There is enough space for everyone! Don't get discouraged by the autism of the server, things will get easier for you later. Also, mods, admins and other players may help you.

    Join us now and share your autism, you'll be free, players, you'll be free!
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    Mulher Pedra "The rock woman".

    She has the same disease as Ronnie Coleman, which prevents the body from accumulating fat and makes it gain muscle every time she sleeps.
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    What a bunch of self entitled faggots. Eat shit and die, every single one of that rectangle filled with the worst scum on earth.

    Sorte: Pergunta aos digitos
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    The only thing that motivates me to live is the hope that one day I will still have an orgy with Ferenc, Sayuri Mattar and Dyh Murder.

    I swear to god: on the day that happens, you will have news in your country’s newspapers of the appearance of the first pregnant man in human history. And I will be the father.
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    Help me with Portuguese vocabulary please, only word i know so far is lemão
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    Everything that is wrong with PES in one single player.

    This is from yesterday's matchday on PS4. I get this guy, I first notice his username was E-FOOTBALL_2020 or smth ridiculous like that, he had multiple - and _ in it. He had the champion badge too. I check tactics, I see this total bs. Anyway we start.

    He goes FULL RED mentality, and plays with extremely aggressive pressure, impossible to even breath.

    He scores a goal at 10th minute after he steals the ball with one of those clear fouls that PES referees turn blind and ignore. He celebrated it with one of those celebrations that never seem to end like it was a winning goal at 90+6'.

    He goes FULL BLUE from 10th freaking minute, passing the ball around his defenders, spamming useless tricks and such. I think he also turned the LB/RB into CBs. When I would apply some pressure to his players, he would just shoot it as far as possible to random directions, never attempting to play football.

    Whenever I had the ball, he would slide tackle me or apply extreme pressure with 3 and 4 players. Fouls were rarely given and the refeeree had forgotten his yellow card at his home.

    Whenever I managed to create a scoring opportunity, PES would show me the middle finger. I had a chance where twice my players hit the post while facing an empty net.

    At some point I just got fed up and I started spamming slide tackles too, the referee suddenly remembered he has cards in his pocket. I finished the game with 7 players. After that the final score went to 3-0 at the last minutes since I didn't even bother to defend anymore.

    If that's what those people consider as 'fun', I am happy I am not one of them.
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    where did he go?
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    Hello I hate asian """people""" (insects), do you?
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    Go back
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    Holy shit, I love Argentine women so much.

    They tend to come here a lot in the place where I live (Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro): they tend to be white, very white (I never saw a brown Argentine, despite the cancros), 85% are of Italian descent, 100% are beautiful.

    Argentines like Brazilians like the blonde girls who participate in Blacked.com like black guys. It's jungle fever full of monkeys.

    I already had two Argentine trannies girlfriends.
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    This is Cathy Bulgakova, a Ukrainian model who was born with really big butt cheeks. It's not photoshop, they really are that big.

    Beautiful or disturbing?
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    American pride, guys.
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    i own this website now
    sorry portugese and brazil ptchan is mine
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    The map of the World Peace.
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    Pls Coronavirus get Maduro, Netanyahu, Bolsonaro, Trump, Daniel Ortega, Eva Morales, Raul Castro, any far left and far right leaders around the world I beg to god Mãos dadas
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    Stop right there and bring me your finest med qts
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    In Hungary is now illegal to transition. Orban issued a decree stating that anyone who transitions will be arrested.

    The time has come. Either we save Ferenc now or we will never taste his boipucci.
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    Universidade de Cuimbra - always rice nas cantinas
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    t. chicano

    despite all the memes, if poortugueses was relatively successful as conquistadors, how it comes there's no ex colonies majority (genetically) white left by them?
    pls no bully, i'm a portugalboo after all
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    Why are Portuguese people so different?

    I was in Portugal to get to know the country better, and I noticed that people are quite rude, direct, some literally had hair on their armpits and pectorals, and I also spoke with one who had bad breath. So I would like to know why you are like that?
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    How is the situation with coronavirus in your country? Are people panicking? Is everything closing?

    Here it is looking like we are going to a zombie apocalypse, markets are empty because people are buying all food, toilet paper, hand sanitizer and other supriments that they can. People are really getting paranoic.
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    É verdade que Tom Sawyer é famoso em portugal?
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    Never come to Japan, all women in Japan are whore and evil.
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    >traditional portuguese music
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    What do you hate? What do you enjoy? Are there any universal rules between your people which newfrog like me can learn? Tell me something about yourself.
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    come on out for the best time of your entire mother fucking life
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    Portuguese genes are strong as fuck
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    Stop watching anime
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    Oktoberfest in Munich
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    For false Christs and false prophets will appear, who will perform signs and wonders, if possible to deceive the elect. So be aware: I warned you in advance.

    Mark 13: 22-23

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    Novo Fio
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    Sabem o que é uma trap?

    Um pouco do drama.


    O que a Proton se esquece de contar

    I have created this account after being tired of watching excuse after excuse of the behavior on Proton.

    1 - Protonmail needs to learn this definition "When something is private to a person, it usually means that something is inherently special or sensitive to them. The domain of privacy partially overlaps with security, which can include the concepts of appropriate use, as well as protection of information. Privacy may also take the form of bodily integrity. The right not to be subjected to unsanctioned invasions of privacy by the government, corporations or individuals is part of many countries' privacy laws, and in some cases, constitutions" - The OP is Sweden for what I have read.

    2 - "OP is a drug dealer, engaged in activity that is illegal in Switzerland" - instead of pointing the finger, take a look at this "No personal information is required to create your secure email account. By default, we do not keep any IP logs which can be linked to your anonymous email account. Your privacy comes first." I agree.

    If you provide us with your contact information, we can put you in touch with the police to discuss enabling your account. - Invalidates point 1 and 2.

    3 - Switzerland, despite being outside of the EU, qualifies for Horizon 2020 funding because of bilateral agreements between Switzerland and the EU. "ProtonMail is incorporated in Switzerland and all our servers are located in Switzerland. This means all user data is protected by strict Swiss privacy laws." - Until the bilateral agreements comes in and wipes that strictness.

    4 - It should be noted that under Swiss data protection law, remote access to data residing in Switzerland from outside of Switzerland is considered as transfer / disclosure abroad. https://www.dlapiperdataprotection.com/index.html?t=transfer&c=CH

    Cool isn't it? Proton forget to tell.

    5 - Please proton team elaborate a good excuse and advertise your product as "secure, private, scientific" The scientific helped bring some EU money to the table.

    6 - If Proton is so focused on privacy why not moving to other jurisdiction more privacy friendly?

    7 - Friend advice to all reading this, you like swiss cheese?
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    Coimbra – Toxicity
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    Good night, candy prince.
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    Kid from 8.
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    Hash, cocaine, marijuana?

    Seriously, someone pass a law or something making this illegal. Or maybe make it your national anthem?

    Eu gostei muito viajar aqui em Lisboa, mais alguém deve fazer algo com essa plaga da “drogas” né?

    Also, your food is overrated
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    What is some good vocabulary for shitposting in Portuguese?
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    Why is your admin such a massive anime fag? also
    >not flat
    This is why you are all virgins
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    Why is the PT prime minister so damn based?
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    Sweet Drop

    Come here.
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    we will miss you :((
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    Profissão de 90% dos homens brasileiros na Europa.
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    We anglophone now
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    Canadian trying Asian snacks : NESTLE SETOUCHI SALT & LEMON KIT KAT

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    Gostaria de saber quais as opiniões dos portugueses perante outros povos da Europa, de forma detalhada.
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    Estou planejando uma viagem a portugal para passar uns tempos com a minha tia e os parentes que tenho nas terras de manoel. Alguma dica de como me portar diante do povo local? Passarei parte da minha estadia em Porto e depois em Trás-Os-Montes.
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    Fui a uma missa tridentina hoje. Eis o que se passou:
    >praticamente só homens, ao contrário de qualquer outra missa ou igreja
    >autistas todos de terno
    >apesar de haverem reunido todos os autistas da região, não tinha mais que 25 gatos pingados
    >velhos ricos todoonde
    >canto gregoriano em vez de aqueles cantos modernos
    Acho que é isto. É até comfy, mas não vale a pena se deslocar tão longe para acompanhar uma missa em latim.
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    Iam lá?
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    Alguém mais vai passar vergonha comigo assistindo isto?
    Tem a Filomena e é sobre Portugal, porra.
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    Agora uma piada:
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    Postem Martas.
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    Portugal contra os piores colonialistas
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    Um dos melhores períodos do Brasil foi quando ele era colônia de Portugal.

    Ao meu ver, o único erro dos portugueses foi não ter castrado os escravos negros.
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    Porque é que os brasileiros são assim?
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    Impostos em Portugal são altos como no Brasil?

    Você conseguem ter um pc bom e ps4 com um trabalho mais simples?
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    Liebst du Österreich?
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    Alguém a ver a Volta a Portugal?
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    >Eles nunca vão descobrir as maravilhas de África e matar um elefante
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    Vale a pena mudar para Portugal? Não aguento mais viver no Rio.
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    Perdi, esse cara aqui é 96% europeu e tem essa cor de bosta!
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    Bruno Fernandes na mira do Tottenham

    >Recorde-se que o Sporting pretende 70 milhões de euros por Bruno Fernandes, havendo pouca margem para negociar abaixo disso. Nesse sentido, o Tottenham já conhece as pretensões da SAD leonina.

    Há aulas de como enganar estrangeiros nas escolas de Lisboa?
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    Portugal possui velhinhos que nem esse aqui?
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    Quem nunca bateu uma masturbação feroz pensando na Avril não teve adolescência.
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    Neoconservadorismo brasileiro.
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    Por enquanto, tenho os registros de 100% dos meus trisavôs, 75% dos meus tetravôs e 42% dos meus pentavôs, e você, caro anônimo? Você possui uma árvore genealógica? Ou melhor, você sabe de suas origens e a história sobre eles?
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    Bruno de Carvalho não fez nada de errado.
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    tugas, este estilo de música faz lembrar algo de portugal?
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    Onde é que comprar nicotina para cigarro electrónico?

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    Como o dialeto brasileiro soa para vós, tugas? Pergunta séria.
    inb4: onomatopeia de macacos
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    Livro Etiqueta de Dunbar

    Todos devem ser cavalheiros, e nisso respeitados e aprovados.

    Se deve sempre enviar bilhete de agradecimento por um presente recebido.

    Em um jantar se deve providenciar sem resistência ou demora um prato substituto a alguém que não goste da comida.

    Depois de uma longa visita avisa os anfitriões da chegada à destinação, com agradecimento pela hospitalidade.

    Só é possível elevar-se no julgamento das pessoas se se evita inteiramente sugerir ser grande.

    É necessário usar o movimento da cabeça e os gestos faciais, de modo deliberado e consciente.

    Ao abrir e fechar a boca moderação comunica graça e caráter amável.

    O olhar é o foco mais poderoso da expressão corporal.

    A gesticulação com as mãos também não deve ser exagerada.

    Qualquer tópico para conversa que corra o risco de desagradar alguém deve ser endereçado, e se deve falar a respeito; se for necessário. Negligência (silêncio) ou escárnio vai afastar os corações das pessoas envolvidas.

    Sê menos inclinado a contradizer o falante do que a concordar com algo que tenha dito com que concordas.

    Se é preciso contradizer, faze de modo calculado para não ofender.

    Se o falante disser algo absurdo, culpa antes a tua falta de compreensão do que a absurdidade dele, para te calibrares.

    Se o interlocutor diz o que te parece um grosseiro absurdo, não o trates com uma expressão descortês e ofensiva. Se for necessário corrigi-lo, faze-o gentilmente.

    Ao discordar de alguém declara em que medida concordas com a pessoa, declara estar feliz com concordar com ela em parte. Depois declara o quanto não estás desejoso de discordar da pessoa, e que não o farias se não te sentisses obrigado por aquilo que crês ser a verdade.

    Ao emitir alguma opinião, faze-o do modo menos repulsivo, com palavras curtas e gentis.

    Em conversa se deve propor ideias, não afirmar coisas como um sermão.

    Antes de falar a alguém nota a sua expressão facial. Se triste, não principies com piadas e gracejos. Se alegre, não suspires e te queixes.

    Observa o efeito das tuas palavras sobre o rosto do outro. Isso te indica se estás indo bem.

    Durante as tuas palavras observa a face da pessoa, para melhor atinar com o que seja melhor dizer em seguida. É como se a língua fosse a espada, e os olhos o escudo.

    Como regra se deve evitar alguma matéria na qual há de haver séria discordância.

    Em política é de regra preferível discutir eventos em países estrangeiros. Em religião tópicos de moralidade geral, e não dogmas, credos e experiências que podem ser questionadas ou postas em dúvida.

    Quando as pessoas principiam a se irritar é preciso mudar de assunto, em vez de argumentar. As pessoas irritadas não têm a razão em perfeito estado de todo modo. Se nós concordamos com alguém insano para o acalmar, por que não com uma pessoa temporariamente insana?

    É melhor manter as tuas opiniões implícitas do que apresentá-las de modo arrogante.
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    DadosDados 12, 27 = 39

    >vpq gajas acham nariz grande bonito
    Kek, vai lá cair no papo dos lookistas e fechar os olhos à realidade.

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    Por que são os tugas tão baixos?

    Lembro que visitei o vosso país e os homens eram todos nanicos. Graças a Deus puxei à minha parte italiana da família e, por isso, tenho 1,87m.
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    Qual é a dns que usam?
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    E depois se perguntam por que estão sempre imigrando.